Kubo and the Two-Strings (2016)

The newly released film by quirky film animation studio "Laika" , makes "Kubo and the Two-Strings".   It's a beautifully visual masterpiece, but may be frightening to some children. If you are a devoted religious person, then this film may not appease you. Despite these pessimistic qualities, "Kubo and the Two-Strings" is action-packed, weird- (in a good way), and a spectacle.   

It's stunning animation that gets movies noticed by (The Academy), and in "Laika's case, for instance, it just well-might get that distinguished honor. As critics and audiences nationwide agree, this film is a unique wonder.

A plethora of a talented voice cast showcased in the film, are dramatic, emotional, and humorous. It's ensemble is led by: (Game of Thrones' Art Parkinson, Matthew McConaughey, and Charlize Theron.) Being-that-as-it-may, a dark film no doubt, but, it offers comedy.

The absolute artistry in the film along with its special effects and settings, are treasured gold. The characters in the film are so lifelike, it's amazing.

Making his directorial debut, (Travis Knight) executes a stunning  and original work of film.

Without a doubt, Religiously controversial, and weird, (Laika Studios') "Kubo and the Two-Strings" benefits for being an action-packed, dark, (yet funny) film.


"Focus Features and Laika Studios present a Travis Knight film, Kubo and the Two-Strings stars: Art Parkinson, Charlize Theron, and Matthew McConaughey. Runtime: 1 Hour & 42 Minutes, MPAA Rating: PG (for thematic elements, scary images, action and peril.) Now Playing in theaters. 

Rate: B-

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (1971)

       One of the world's most iconic and beloved cinematic masterpieces,  has touched the eyes of children for over 40 years, "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" has kept its awe and beauty. Based on the bestselling children's novel, It is just as enchanting on the pages as it is on screen.
The film makes a relentless effort at the visionary art in the movie. That is why is so beautiful to witness.
Starrer of the film, "Gene Wilder" makes a whimsical and witty performance as the candyman. While, its fellow cast members also do terrific when displaying their characters on the screen.
It's no doubt, that this film is one of the most artsy-fartsy films out there, and that the craft in the film is simply stunning. Even from the film's opening sequence, it proves that classic 20th century cinema reigns supreme in modern cinema.

Starring: Gene Wilder

Director: Mel Stuart

Production Company/Distributor: Paramount Pictures

MPAA Rating: G

Runtime: 90 Minutes

Synopsis:The last of five coveted "golden tickets" falls into the hands of a sweet but very poor boy. He and his grandpa then get a tour of the strangest chocolate factory in the world. The owner leads five young winners on a thrilling and often dangerous tour of his factory.

Rate: A

In Memoriam: Gene Wilder

1933-2016

Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

What if I told you there is a school where you learn how to become a Wizard?  Well, it all happens at a very prestigious and secretive school- only known to the families who have magical ancestors or relatives, rests the vast castle called "Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."   And how'd you react if you had a destiny all planned out since you were born?  This is in the circumstances for a young boy named "Harry Potter". 

The first film adaptation of the international bestselling book series, "Harry Potter" is filled with tons of wonder, magic, and fun. It is no doubt to be a hit with younger audiences and to those who've read the novel will  alike be engrossed in the film from start to finish.

"Mrs. Doubtfire, Home Alone" director (Chris Columbus) swiftly and gracefully executed something that will be treasured for generations.

Bursting in the film, is a delightful composition by (John Williams). His work is absolutely magical, and it is as perfect as this treasured film.

The film boasts with a tremendous cast, which makes it all worthwhile. They all are terrific on screen and their grace never loses its spark of perfection.

Being that-as-it may, there is no actual such a place where people go to learn how to become the world's greatest witch or wizard, everyone just needs a little magic as a distraction,  to boost their spirits. And author of the novel, (J.K Rowling) has written something utterly imaginative.  Film fanatics and bookworms will be in awe of the creativity of this cinematic wonder.

"Warner Bros. presents a Chris Columbus film. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"  stars: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, Tom Felton. Rated: PG(for some scary moments and mild language.)" Runtime: 2 Hours & 39 Minutes. 

Rate: A

Imperium (2016)

It is no doubt that racism has plagued our society, and that there are actually people out there who believe on race is superior to the other plus minorities. But, what if there was an actual legitimate way to cease racism? Well, "Imperium"  details how one guy (with the FBI's assistance) took down a major racist cult in order to prevent a catastrophe.

Probably shocking to some, this film is based on real-life events that most likely occurred within the past decade, maybe in the late years of the last century. It is also terrifying and unfathomable that someone could be so hateful, (But then again, you've got: Adolf Hitler, Bin Laden, and Saddam). Today's racism is just as evil as these followers mentioned earlier, but it does match up to the supremacists that everso plague The U.S.A and the entire world.

 In the film, it depicts at extreme lengths, how racism is a major global problem, therefore racism is an epidemic and it must be vanquished.

"Imperium"  offers an authentic and knowledgeable ensemble. Its stars (Daniel Radcliffe)  and (Toni Collette) deliver in this chilling drama.

An (EDM) styled score perfectly executed, is just as thrilling as the film itself. It's haunting, fast-paced, and got that sense of terror.

If racism isn't a problem, then what is? When you've got fascists, hard-core traditionals, and as far right people on the political spectrum you can possibly go, it's hard not trying to not avoid such a volatile topic, because it is so important. And one film, "Imperium"  chronicles the horrors of (and the history) of the satanic word: "Racism", ever so brilliantly, and has to also be viewed not just as a "True-story" film, it's also a "Horror" movie.

"Tycor International Film Company presents a Daniel Ragussis film. Imperium stars: Toni Collette and Daniel Radcliffe. Now playing in select cinemas. Rated R (for language throughout) Runtime: 108 Minutes."

Rate: A 

The Conspirator (2011)

It is perhaps one of America's greatest manhunts of any kind. It is also one of the most prominent moments in U.S history, because it is so relevant. The man who ended slavery and united a nation after a treacherous war,  "Abraham Lincoln"  who is one of history's most principled leaders, gets his unfortunate end, when a confederate supporter 'John Wilkes Booth" shoots the commander-in-chief, while he and the first lady celebrate the bitter end of the war.

"Robert Redford" erects a true chilling and haunting depiction of the turmoil and chaos that occurred in our nation's capitol so many years ago. "The Conspirator" is a rare film that captures emotional essence,  that is what makes this a truly captivating historical drama film.

To make it as 1800's looking as possible, the costumes in the film are dark, dreary and true to the set time period.

Depicted with lots of emotion and depth, from the cast that  consists of: James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Alexis Bledel, and Tom Wilkinson.   Each and every actor performs in a manner of being  riveting, jaw-dropping, and robust.

This is quite possibly the greatest fact-based film ever.  "One bullet killed the president, but not one man." The film is filled with a fantastic screenplay to occupy our actors. And it is magnificent. This fact-based film is a truly dramatic account of one of the most gruesome events in American history, "The Conspirator" captures a meaningful and heartfelt event, as this film is one to watch for it's historical significance.

"Roadside Attractions" presents a Robert Redford film, starring: James McAvoy, Robin Wright, with  Tom Wilkinson, and  Alexis Bledel. Rated PG-13 (for violent content) Runtime: 2 Hours & 3 Minutes. 

Rate:  A           
                                                     

Sausage Party (2016)

It's "Toy Story" gone rogue to the highest degree. But only this time, delectable edibles are the main culprits of insanity. The film takes place on the Fourth of July weekend, and you know what that means: Barbecues Fireworks, and endless amounts of consumption of food. The latest comedic attempt from mediocre funny man Seth Rogen, is one of the worst things to ever come out of  the bowels in Hollywood.

Food, Drinks, and other forms of consumption live in harmony at a grocery store called "Shopwell's". Each and every morning when the store opens for business, all delicacies burst out in a song about the "Gods" also-known-as Humans. The plethora of delicacies are so determined, confident, and rambunctious as they anticipate to be taken off their respective shelves and come home with us to "The Great Beyond". Little did the very enthused decadents know that they are in for an extremely rude awakening.

This was certainly a massive decline from other raunchy, sexualized, and racist animated "R" rated feature films, such as 1999's "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut". "Sausage Party" fails big time at being consistent with its craft. As for the overall attempt to address major issues like: same-sex marriage, immigration,  politics, and race & ethnic background is simply crude and jaw-dropping. It's mockery of all these issues is just unbelievably dry and not the least bit amusing.

While the film also tries to  mock real-world issues, the film also pokes fun at and mocks disability. A very stupid and not relevant character "Gum",  is being portrayed as if it is science enthusiast "Stephen Hawking". The movie portrays the character as an invalid and weakling. The team on the film tried to make this secondary character funny as-can-be, however, it's just another piss-poor attempt  to accurately and genuinely portray and interpret disability in Hollywood in the cinema and on television.

As if it weren't already sexually provocative, offensive and widely racist enough, the flow of the film is utterly choppy. Meanwhile, the film is occupied with a very low quality screenplay and stupid characters. As it appeals to older audiences and not to ever be witnessed by youngsters. While "Sausage Party" suffers tremendously, there are some light spots of goodness audiences will appreciate. It has moments of well delivered action sequences and some good jokes. But this will not suffice for it's a very poor excuse for an adult feature film. Therefore, it is one of this years worst films.

Rate: F

Columbia Pictures, AnnaPurna Pictures, and Grey Point Films present a Conrad Vernon and Greg Tieman film. "Sausage Party" stars: Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Salma Hayek, Paul Rudd, James Franco Craig Robinson, and Bill Hader. Rated: R (for strong crude sexual content, pervasive language, and drug use). Runtime: 1 Hour & 30 Minutes. "Sausage Party" is now playing in theaters