Friday, December 30, 2016

Rogue One (2016)

This pre-Star Wars flick wasn't needed. The space saga would be better off without essentially with no prequel. Get to the point already. Did not happen. It goes to join the others in "honorable mentions" for one of 2016's worst films. Nothing to see here, move along.

Don't get me wrong, the action sequences- especially a D-day styled battle scene are entertaining. But throughout the entire marketing parade, it felt as if I was reliving the past four years with the "Hunger Games" . And that's exactly what viewers got: a ripoff of that. Ugh.

The director Gareth Edwards, doesn't really add any originality like the actual Star Wars films. (COPY and PASTE!) I wonder what "Lionsgate" thinks of those uncanny similarities?

Rogue Ones' acting however, was monotone and mumbo-jumbo, to say the least. With a major of its cast boating hard-to-understand European dialects, it was nevertheless very tiresome. Huh? What? Here we go again.

Why on gods green earth would someone waste their time developing something before an actual film saga manages to kickass? This film didn't really kickass, because it's "been there done that" kind of feeling. And most of the time the film was more mopey and serious than entertaining.

Though the highly successful Episode 7 got the money it bargained for, Rogue One manages to highhandedly screw up the whole dynamic of this space saga and morph it into shit. It's so bad, you're better off watching Mel Brooks Spaceballs. 

Rate: D-

Director: Gareth Edwards

Starring: Felicity Jones

Runtime: 2 hours and 13 minutes

Rated PG-13
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La La Land (2016)

I for one am not a fan of romantic films-(don't even get me started on "Hallmark"), however, I do like some musical films (just depends). Critics speculate the L.A set love story musical- starring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone will be a big contender for the upcoming award season, I 100 percent concur with the notion.  Not only is the film a likely nominee but the leads- Gosling and Stone are guaranteed spots in the award season race.

What won me over with "La La Land" was its zest, vibrant colors and original tunes and pretty damn well choreographed dance numbers. And its persistent comedic efforts. Major success in those areas.

Apparently you can get success fresh out of college. He's just starting to make his mark on the silver screen. But, oh man does director Damien Chazelle  craft a one of a kind piece of art.

Some of the best film performances I've seen in a really long time. First, Gosling. Every time he shows up in audiences faces, its as if he wasn't Ryan Gosling. He does the role of the talented musician in a very subtle way. Particularly, Emma Stone isn't an actress I keep up with, but she shines so good opposite Gosling as an actress. The pair is so electric. The audience can feel that right from their head to toes.

As you sit in that dark auditorium, you feel as if you are dancing along with Stone and Gosling. Time warped yourself to its 1950's stylized but present day Hollywood. That's how in awe I was and I could definitely watch this over again.


*BEST FILM OF THE YEAR*


Rate: A+

Director: Damien Chazelle

Starring: Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone

Studio: Summit Entertainment

Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hours and 7 minutes


La La Land 


Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds Memoriam

2016 has been the year of the damned. So many beautifully gifted public figures departed Earth to the stairway to heaven. As the new year nears, the sudden death of star wars legend Carrie Fisher dies at the age of 60 due to a massive heart attack. While just one day after the shocking passing of Fisher, her mother also an acclaimed actor. Debbie Reynolds. Best known for (Singing in the rain) and Disney's (Halloweentown). Reynolds was 84.

Debbie Reynolds: 1932-2016 (84)

Carrie Fisher: 1956-2016 (60)

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

If this doesn't thoroughly entertain you from start to finish, you might just want to wipe or "obliviate" yourself from this magical expedition. Visionary J.K Rowling author of one of literature's most acclaimed series, (Harry Potter), erects a prequel to the phenomenon, set post-World War I in the backdrop of New York City. (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)  is just as magical as its "Potter" saga counterparts. Wonder, awe and creativity boast heavily in the film. (Fantastic Beasts) is an absolute sensation.

Before the trio of friends: Harry, Ron and Hermione enrolled at (Hogwarts) a different story of magical proportions was told. Author of a curriculum textbook used at (Hogwarts), from which the film is based, Newt Scamander (Actually Rowling-underneath this pseudonym). Traveling the globe studying magical beings, good and evil, Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) arrives in our setting of 1920's New York.

He comes to (America) knowing very little of the Witches and Wizard folk in the country. Meanwhile at a magical bank-much like (Gringotts) but on the other side of the pond, Newt meets Jacob. A curious and optimistic middle-aged man or as the magical inhabitants call "No-Maj" or non magic american.  The film writes in Jacob (Dan Fogler) as an optimist, and the comic relief- which leaves no drought.

It has that same magical-wow factor just like the franchise before. (Fantastic Beasts) may be even more dreamy than some of its predecessors,  comical even; will surprise audiences by a mile.

The "boy-who-lived" saga also had enchanting film compositions. Just like this one, soothing to one's ears again. A magical score from (James Newton Howard) (Hunger Games), is just as amazing as veteran composer (John Williams) who is well known for creating the theme to (Harry Potter). 

Helming the title character, (Eddie Redmayne) goes above and beyond as the British wizard. Exceeds with charm and warmth, he is one to remember. (Fantastic Beasts) also offers up the talents of: Katherine Waterston, Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp.) (Waterston) the love interest of Newt, "Tina" works at the governing body for American magic beings. Ron to Hermione and Ginny to Harry. This comparison of love pairs in the franchise was the set up for the Newt-Tina fling.
Her portrayal of the female lead makes the film serious,  more emotional.

If you've ever bared witness to one of cinemas most successful film series to-date, then you know what to expect following this. Veteran director of the "Potter" saga, David Yates knows how to effectively depict Rowling's magical universe.

Whether you've been a fan of Harry Potter since the first book or the release of the first film adaptation, either way, you're going to be entertained from start to end.

"Warner Bros. Pictures presents a David Yates film. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them stars: Eddie Redmayne, Dan Fogler, Katherine Waterston, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell. Fantastic Beasts is rated PG-13 and is in theaters now. Runtime: 2 hours and 13 minutes

Rate: A+



Friday, November 25, 2016

Moana (2016)

Fans of [Disney's] Pocahontas will rest-assured, fall in love with [Moana]. With its reliance on nature, serenity, and beauty- [Moana] is a Pocahontas of sorts in this tale. Minus the same-old common ground for [Disney] films- damsel in distress is rescued  by a handsome heir to a kingdom and they go off into the sunset living happily ever after- but this film completely ignores that old tradition.

It's as if Christopher Columbus had Hawaiian ancestry and an ambitious relative desperately trying to accomplish the same as that relative with the accolades and numerous talents.

[Moana] reaches groundbreaking milestones while giving audiences something fresh. It's art and craft compared to fairy tale predecessors, beats them all by setting new heights in these kinds of films.

Helmers of the Hans Christian Andersen story, 1989's [The Little Mermaid] John Musker and Ron Clements top it in their newest directorial efforts.

The voices behind the sound booth portraying the films characters are enthusiastic, filled with emotion and pure-excitement.

[Moana's] lead role is played by Auli'i Cravalho. She bursts on the screen in her acting debut, playing the courageous, hopeful, optimist. While she also has an incredible and beautiful singing capabilities, this is a major breakthrough for the young star.

Costar Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is unlike anything you've seen in him before. Bubbly, charismatic,  funny, and charming. Johnson is a delight in the film.

The ice has thawed. Ever since the ice princess "let it go", a new generation of catchy tunes from Disney, has become a sensation.

First to conquer the forces of nature with that it girl factor [Pocahontas] - who saw the "colors of the wind", had her fair share of obstacles and companions just like the island girl. Ever since the Brothers Grimm wrote our favorite fairy tale characters ever so long ago, that's been the most common film for children. Rescuing maidens from disaster is not something done with this film.

Now in this film, a less- prince saves lost soul from doom, you see the female protagonist choose her destiny. Which is something not seen very often in kid orientated films.

Making decisions that are important is essential to life itself. That's why Frozen and this film  are  the leaders in breaking that old tradition while setting new heights and raising the bar for movies that are kid oriented. While they are entertaining, these films also teach valuable morals for life that children must learn.

Rate: B
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Sunday, September 4, 2016

Kubo and the Two-Strings (2016)

The newly released film by quirky film animation studio "Laika" , makes "Kubo and the Two-Strings".   It's a beautifully visual masterpiece, but may be frightening to some children. If you are a devoted religious person, then this film may not appease you. Despite these pessimistic qualities, "Kubo and the Two-Strings" is action-packed, weird- (in a good way), and a spectacle.   

It's stunning animation that gets movies noticed by (The Academy), and in "Laika's case, for instance, it just well-might get that distinguished honor. As critics and audiences nationwide agree, this film is a unique wonder.

A plethora of a talented voice cast showcased in the film, are dramatic, emotional, and humorous. It's ensemble is led by: (Game of Thrones' Art Parkinson, Matthew McConaughey, and Charlize Theron.) Being-that-as-it-may, a dark film no doubt, but, it offers comedy.

The absolute artistry in the film along with its special effects and settings, are treasured gold. The characters in the film are so lifelike, it's amazing.

Making his directorial debut, (Travis Knight) executes a stunning  and original work of film.

Without a doubt, Religiously controversial, and weird, (Laika Studios') "Kubo and the Two-Strings" benefits for being an action-packed, dark, (yet funny) film.


"Focus Features and Laika Studios present a Travis Knight film, Kubo and the Two-Strings stars: Art Parkinson, Charlize Theron, and Matthew McConaughey. Runtime: 1 Hour & 42 Minutes, MPAA Rating: PG (for thematic elements, scary images, action and peril.) Now Playing in theaters. 

Rate: B-

Friday, September 2, 2016

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (1971)

       One of the world's most iconic and beloved cinematic masterpieces,  has touched the eyes of children for over 40 years, "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" has kept its awe and beauty. Based on the bestselling children's novel, It is just as enchanting on the pages as it is on screen.
The film makes a relentless effort at the visionary art in the movie. That is why is so beautiful to witness.
Starrer of the film, "Gene Wilder" makes a whimsical and witty performance as the candyman. While, its fellow cast members also do terrific when displaying their characters on the screen.
It's no doubt, that this film is one of the most artsy-fartsy films out there, and that the craft in the film is simply stunning. Even from the film's opening sequence, it proves that classic 20th century cinema reigns supreme in modern cinema.

Starring: Gene Wilder

Director: Mel Stuart

Production Company/Distributor: Paramount Pictures

MPAA Rating: G

Runtime: 90 Minutes

Synopsis:The last of five coveted "golden tickets" falls into the hands of a sweet but very poor boy. He and his grandpa then get a tour of the strangest chocolate factory in the world. The owner leads five young winners on a thrilling and often dangerous tour of his factory.

Rate: A



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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

What if I told you there is a school where you learn how to become a Wizard?  Well, it all happens at a very prestigious and secretive school- only known to the families who have magical ancestors or relatives, rests the vast castle called "Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."   And how'd you react if you had a destiny all planned out since you were born?  This is in the circumstances for a young boy named "Harry Potter". 

The first film adaptation of the international bestselling book series, "Harry Potter" is filled with tons of wonder, magic, and fun. It is no doubt to be a hit with younger audiences and to those who've read the novel will  alike be engrossed in the film from start to finish.

"Mrs. Doubtfire, Home Alone" director (Chris Columbus) swiftly and gracefully executed something that will be treasured for generations.

Bursting in the film, is a delightful composition by (John Williams). His work is absolutely magical, and it is as perfect as this treasured film.

The film boasts with a tremendous cast, which makes it all worthwhile. They all are terrific on screen and their grace never loses its spark of perfection.

Being that-as-it may, there is no actual such a place where people go to learn how to become the world's greatest witch or wizard, everyone just needs a little magic as a distraction,  to boost their spirits. And author of the novel, (J.K Rowling) has written something utterly imaginative.  Film fanatics and bookworms will be in awe of the creativity of this cinematic wonder.

"Warner Bros. presents a Chris Columbus film. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"  stars: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, Tom Felton. Rated: PG(for some scary moments and mild language.)" Runtime: 2 Hours & 39 Minutes. 

Rate: A

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Sunday, August 21, 2016

Imperium (2016)

It is no doubt that racism has plagued our society, and that there are actually people out there who believe on race is superior to the other plus minorities. But, what if there was an actual legitimate way to cease racism? Well, "Imperium"  details how one guy (with the FBI's assistance) took down a major racist cult in order to prevent a catastrophe.

Probably shocking to some, this film is based on real-life events that most likely occurred within the past decade, maybe in the late years of the last century. It is also terrifying and unfathomable that someone could be so hateful, (But then again, you've got: Adolf Hitler, Bin Laden, and Saddam). Today's racism is just as evil as these followers mentioned earlier, but it does match up to the supremacists that everso plague The U.S.A and the entire world.

 In the film, it depicts at extreme lengths, how racism is a major global problem, therefore racism is an epidemic and it must be vanquished.

"Imperium"  offers an authentic and knowledgeable ensemble. Its stars (Daniel Radcliffe)  and (Toni Collette) deliver in this chilling drama.

An (EDM) styled score perfectly executed, is just as thrilling as the film itself. It's haunting, fast-paced, and got that sense of terror.

If racism isn't a problem, then what is? When you've got fascists, hard-core traditionals, and as far right people on the political spectrum you can possibly go, it's hard not trying to not avoid such a volatile topic, because it is so important. And one film, "Imperium"  chronicles the horrors of (and the history) of the satanic word: "Racism", ever so brilliantly, and has to also be viewed not just as a "True-story" film, it's also a "Horror" movie.

"Tycor International Film Company presents a Daniel Ragussis film. Imperium stars: Toni Collette and Daniel Radcliffe. Now playing in select cinemas. Rated R (for language throughout) Runtime: 108 Minutes."

Rate: A 

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

The Conspirator (2011)

It is perhaps one of America's greatest manhunts of any kind. It is also one of the most prominent moments in U.S history, because it is so relevant. The man who ended slavery and united a nation after a treacherous war,  "Abraham Lincoln"  who is one of history's most principled leaders, gets his unfortunate end, when a confederate supporter 'John Wilkes Booth" shoots the commander-in-chief, while he and the first lady celebrate the bitter end of the war.

"Robert Redford" erects a true chilling and haunting depiction of the turmoil and chaos that occurred in our nation's capitol so many years ago. "The Conspirator" is a rare film that captures emotional essence,  that is what makes this a truly captivating historical drama film.

To make it as 1800's looking as possible, the costumes in the film are dark, dreary and true to the set time period.

Depicted with lots of emotion and depth, from the cast that  consists of: James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Alexis Bledel, and Tom Wilkinson.   Each and every actor performs in a manner of being  riveting, jaw-dropping, and robust.

This is quite possibly the greatest fact-based film ever.  "One bullet killed the president, but not one man." The film is filled with a fantastic screenplay to occupy our actors. And it is magnificent. This fact-based film is a truly dramatic account of one of the most gruesome events in American history, "The Conspirator" captures a meaningful and heartfelt event, as this film is one to watch for it's historical significance.

"Roadside Attractions" presents a Robert Redford film, starring: James McAvoy, Robin Wright, with  Tom Wilkinson, and  Alexis Bledel. Rated PG-13 (for violent content) Runtime: 2 Hours & 3 Minutes. 

Rate:  A           
                                                     






Monday, August 15, 2016

Sausage Party (2016)

It's "Toy Story" gone rogue to the highest degree. But only this time, delectable edibles are the main culprits of insanity. The film takes place on the Fourth of July weekend, and you know what that means: Barbecues Fireworks, and endless amounts of consumption of food. The latest comedic attempt from mediocre funny man Seth Rogen, is one of the worst things to ever come out of  the bowels in Hollywood.

Food, Drinks, and other forms of consumption live in harmony at a grocery store called "Shopwell's". Each and every morning when the store opens for business, all delicacies burst out in a song about the "Gods" also-known-as Humans. The plethora of delicacies are so determined, confident, and rambunctious as they anticipate to be taken off their respective shelves and come home with us to "The Great Beyond". Little did the very enthused decadents know that they are in for an extremely rude awakening.

This was certainly a massive decline from other raunchy, sexualized, and racist animated "R" rated feature films, such as 1999's "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut". "Sausage Party" fails big time at being consistent with its craft. As for the overall attempt to address major issues like: same-sex marriage, immigration,  politics, and race & ethnic background is simply crude and jaw-dropping. It's mockery of all these issues is just unbelievably dry and not the least bit amusing.

While the film also tries to  mock real-world issues, the film also pokes fun at and mocks disability. A very stupid and not relevant character "Gum",  is being portrayed as if it is science enthusiast "Stephen Hawking". The movie portrays the character as an invalid and weakling. The team on the film tried to make this secondary character funny as-can-be, however, it's just another piss-poor attempt  to accurately and genuinely portray and interpret disability in Hollywood in the cinema and on television.

As if it weren't already sexually provocative, offensive and widely racist enough, the flow of the film is utterly choppy. Meanwhile, the film is occupied with a very low quality screenplay and stupid characters. As it appeals to older audiences and not to ever be witnessed by youngsters. While "Sausage Party" suffers tremendously, there are some light spots of goodness audiences will appreciate. It has moments of well delivered action sequences and some good jokes. But this will not suffice for it's a very poor excuse for an adult feature film. Therefore, it is one of this years worst films.

Rate: F

Columbia Pictures, AnnaPurna Pictures, and Grey Point Films present a Conrad Vernon and Greg Tieman film. "Sausage Party" stars: Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Salma Hayek, Paul Rudd, James Franco Craig Robinson, and Bill Hader. Rated: R (for strong crude sexual content, pervasive language, and drug use). Runtime: 1 Hour & 30 Minutes. "Sausage Party" is now playing in theaters

Friday, August 5, 2016

Suicide Squad (2016)

It is amongst fans and popular culture as one of the most anticipated films to witness this year. A group of talented yet menacing and psychotic villains tries to attempt to rid the world of the evil "Enchantress" played by "Cara Delevingne" and all that her character possesses.

Like other superhero ensemble films, this one is absolutely breathtaking, when it comes to the characters. The characters add lots of humor, seriousness, and depth throughout the film. Therefore, the action sequences are very splendid. "Suicide Squad" has all the pizazz and brightly depicted colors that a film should have, and it's another reason this film is fully entertaining.

"Fury" director "David Ayer" is no "Joss Whedon". but his work with the film is respectively enjoyable, memorable, and fun overall. "Ayer" in  his own right, made something wonderful, and very exciting.

It is depicted with a very talented and quite humorous cast, led by: "Will Smith", "Margot Robbie", "Jai Courtney", "Jared Leto", "Joel Kinnaman"  and "Viola Davis". Such finess, zeal, and witty executions are delivered in the movie.

Academy-Award winning composer "Steven Price" makes the film's score. It goes really well with the pace of the film, and it does not make the film muddled or dogged. His score for the film is fast-paced, mesmerizing, and gripping.

It has been considered as movie-goers most anticipated film of the summer, perhaps this year. Action, humor, color and presence of depth make "Suicide Squad" a whirling of a thrill to witness.



Warner Bros. presents a David Ayer film. "Suicide Squad" stars: Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Viola Davis, Jared Leto, Ben Affleck, Jai Courtney, Ezra Miller. Rated: PG-13 (for sequences of violence and action throughout, disturbing behavior, suggestive content and language) Runtime: 2 Hours and 10 Minutes


Rate: A-

The Dark Knight (2008)

For its prime, it is one of cinemas most sinister action films of its generation. "The Dark Knight" crafted by "Christopher Nolan" is unique for a superhero film, and is absolutely menacing. A marvelous cast, riveting and dramatic screenplay, with stellar action sequences and a gripping score are the very vital reasons this film excels.

Christopher Nolan returns to erect a "Batman" film, previously the start of the Christian Bale "Batman Begins". It is very much so evil, sinister and diabolical is this film. As the "Joker"  portrayed so demented like by (Heath Ledger). His performance of the iconic superhero villain is utter genius. While "Christian Bale" delivers a menacing performance as the billionaire/superhero

It sticks with the flow of the film. A dramatic and haunting music score by famed composers "Hans Zimmer" and "James Newton Howard" is jolting and edgy.

There is so much action sequences and spectacular special effects throughout the film that make this film stand out extremely well. If you even blink the slightest, you could perhaps miss some of cinema's most thought-provoking action ever.

"Maggie Gyllenhaal", "Aaron Eckhart" and "Gary Oldman" also star in the film. They give sensational and intense performances in the film.

For over fifty years, one of comicbooks most popular and influential characters "Batman" has been at the attention of both cinema-goers and those who have  indulged in the comic book. "The Dark Knight" shows that there is a  hero in us all, we just have to be brave enough to take a stand for those who aren't willing to or are afraid to have their voices heard.     


Warner Bros and Legendary Pictures present a Christopher Nolan film. Starring: Christian Bale, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Eckhart, Heath Ledger. Runtime: 2 Hours & 32 Minutes. Rated PG-13 (for intense sequences of violence and some mence) 

Rate: A+

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Thursday, August 4, 2016

Star Trek: Beyond (2016)

The revival of the “Star Trek” films continues with its third chapter. The follow-up to 2013’s “Into Darkness” is unquestionably weak, and relies way too heavily on special effects. 

Justin Lin who's best known for working on the “Fast and The Furious” franchise, erects a “Star Wars” esque  film. Characters, settings, and costumes all encompass the similarities between these film franchises. 

 “Star Trek: Beyond” features a wonderfully talented cast, but they lack in depth and perception. Especially with Simon Pegg’s Montgomery Scott character, which is highly irritating when he uses repetition of the word “lassie”  throughout the film. 

The film has been at the height of praise and controversy, due to its storyline involving 
the character Sulu, played by John Cho. Reason for the praise and controversy is because Cho's character was written in the film as a homosexual man. This story also caught the attention of original Sulu actor George Takei,who disapproved of the films decision to make his classic character a homosexual, even though Takei is gay in real life.

Composer Michael Giacchino saves this film despite its profoundly negative qualities. He creates a classical, brassy, and whirl-wind of a score that is highly enjoyable. 

“Live long and prosper” is the mantra of the entire “Star Trek” universe, as this is a new generation of “Star Trek” films, it does not prosper or live long enough to receive the positive attention of the fans, because it utterly disappoints. 

Rate: D-

Paramount Pictures presents a Justin Lin film in association with Bad Robot Productions and Skydance Media. Starring: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Anton Yelchin, Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban. Runtime: 2 Hours and 2 Minutes Rated: PG-13 (for sequences of sci-fi action, and violence. In theaters now. 


The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

Children, pet owners and adults have come to bare witness to a new film from the studio that brought audiences the “Despicable Me” films.  “The Secret Life of Pets” is similar to that of the “Toy Story” films but only this time in animal form. 

Helmers of this exciting film, Chris Renaud and Yarrow Cheney make this film positively appealing to all pet owners and animal fanatics. Audiences will highly appreciate the animation approach which is precious, cute and magical.   

Taking place in “New York City”, the film shows a vast portion of the “Big Apple” in great detail. Being an animated motion-picture, the movie is filled with wonder, spectacle, and magic.  

The film offers up a wonderful ensemble consisting of: (Modern Family's) Eric Stonestreet, Kevin Hart (Ride Along), comedian Louis C.K, and Jenny Slate (The Lorax). Each and every character portrayed by the actors in the movie are humorous and whimsical. Younger viewers will definitely get a kick out of this film. 

Alexandre Desplat (Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows) composes the music for this kid-friendly motion picture. The music is happy, jolting, and riveting, therefore it keeps the movie 
interesting. 

The Secret Life of Pets” unleashes the wild, goofiness, and utter shenanigans that animals do. It is without a doubt a very accurate portrayal of animals behavior. 

Rate: B

Universal Pictures presents an Illumination Entertainment and Chris Meledandri production, directed by Chris Renaud and Yarrow Cheney. “The Secret Life of Pets” stars Louis C.K, Jenny Slate, Eric Stonestreet, Kevin Hart, Lake Bell, Albert Brooks, Bobby Moynihan with a runtime of 1 Hour and 30 Minutes. Rated PG (for action and some rude humor) in theaters now. 





Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Star Wars Episode IV: a new hope (1977)

One of the world biggest phenomenons, "Star Wars: a new hope"  is brought to life by science fiction author George Lucas. "A New Hope" is filled with amazing action, old-school, retro special effects, and a wonderful cast. For over forty years, the kickstart of the space epic "Star Wars" has been widely acclaimed.

Bringing in a new breed of science fiction, similar to that of the popular Star Trek television show. Teamed with: Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill, as the leads: Han Solo, Leia, and Luke Skywalker, respectively, they are absolutely fierce and fun.


On top of the film's spectacular action, lay the films composition. Executed by John Williams, it is unequivocally one of cinema's best scores and most famous for an action, sci-fi film.

It's been a cinema powerhouse for over four decades. The stunning action sequences offers a thrill, the classical music composition and the action alongside it's superb ensemble  are why the "Star Wars" franchise has reigned supreme as a major cinema and fan favorite.




Rate: B+

Lucasfilm Ltd and 20th Century Fox present a George Lucas film. "A New Hope" stars: Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayhew, and Harrison Ford. Rated: PG (for sci-fi violence and brief mild language) Runtime: 2 Hours and 5 Minutes


Saturday, July 30, 2016

Jason Bourne (2016)

Matt Damon returns as the lethal former CIA operative, nearly a decade after the events that took place in "Bourne Ultimatum". Jason Bourne is one of this years best. It is jam packed with explosive and thrilling action. Matt Damon is serious, emotional, and awesome in this role once more. 

Reuniting again with director Paul Greengrass, his vision of executing another "Bourne" film is splendid, dramatic, and terrific. 

The score of this film was made by John Powell and David Buckley. If you think that the action was great, wait until you witness the score that is fast-paced, beautiful and vibrant.

Matt Damon is to Tom Cruise is to Daniel Craig. Damon's role as Jason Bourne is without a doubt extremely similar to that of Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) and Daniel Craig (James Bond). As all three characters are extremely gifted in bringing down the bad guy. 

From best-selling author Robert Ludlum, comes a film portrayal of his beloved "Bourne Trilogy". With this being the fifth installment in the "Bourne" franchise, it is and will continue to be a thrilling film franchise for many years. 

Rate: A


Universal Studios presents a Paul Greengrass film. Starring: Matt Damon, Alicia Vikander, Tommy Lee Jones, Julia Stiles. Runtime: 2 hours and 3 minutes. Rated: PG-13 (for intense sequences of violence and action, and brief strong language) Jason Bourne is now playing in theaters nationwide.




Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Forrest Gump (1994)

From author Winston Groom, and based on his acclaimed novel of a mentally challenged man named "Forrest Gump". The film adaptation chronicles his daily struggles with walking normally, fitting in, and bullies, as the film progresses, you see him change and mature in some ways. His biggest supporter is his mother, played by Sally Field in the film. She gives advice to him in ways he'll remembers for the rest of his life. Widely acclaimed actor Tom Hanks plays the intellectually challenged man. The film is played out in memories and flashbacks as told by the character, he lives in Alabama and sits on a park bench giving oral presentations to the passerbyers that he comes across.

Director Robert Zemeckis has created something so touching that this film is a gift for movie lovers. He made this film with the utmost sense of wonder and passion that this film is a gem for the cinema, as it is special.

The film also stars Robin Wright and Gary Sinise as: Forrest's love interest and curmudgeon friend. They stand out so well in the film because these characters, all of them in fact, are distinctively written in so very well with the film.

"Forrest Gump" was scored by Alan Silvestri (Back to the Future Trilogy) and this is precisely one of the best scores for a book to film adaptation. He adds very classical tones and a peaceful melody to it.

The movie offers not a lot of special effects but uses diversions as well throughout the entirety of the film, and they are well crafted.

If you ever feel like you seem to not feel lucky enough, think of the challenges the title character in this story faces. While he faces adversity, loss, and agony throughout the film. But with the love and friendships he makes he can triumph over these barriers. If you do, or if you do not have a disability, just think of Forrest Gump and know that you can accomplish anything. That's is what makes this film amazing to watch, is comprehending its themes and morals are super relevant and important.

Paramount Pictures presents a Robert Zemeckis film."Forrest Gump"  stars: Tom Hanks, Sally Field, Gary Sinise, and Robin Wright. Runtime: 2 Hours and 10 Minutes. Rated: PG-13 (for some sensuality, drug content, and war violence) 

Rate: A



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Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Blazing Saddles (1974)

From comedic "Hollywood" icon, director Mel Brooks makes one of cinemas most provocatively raunchy, extremely racist films. "Blazing Saddles", as the name implies, it is very blazing with colorful language, wit, and buffoonery.

"Blazing Saddles" stars Gene Wilder (Young Frankenstein, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory) and Cleavon Little (Temperature's Rising). Both actors are amazing in this comedy as a small-town sheriff and magician. They shine best at the movies most questionable moments. And the films not so vital cast and characters also do a great job at providing laughs.

Mel Brooks had a vision of  utmost and profound originality,  a very quirky and demented sense of humor when he planned this film. As a result, it pays out.

This film is NOT to be viewed by children under 13. In fact, those with a very dull sense of humor, or get easily offended shouldn't bare witness to one of the greatest comedies ever made.

Paramount Pictures presents a film directed by Mel Brooks. "Blazing Saddles" stars Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn, Mel Brooks. Runtime: 1 Hour and 35 Minutes. Rated R (for adult situations/language) 

Rate: A+ 

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Monday, July 25, 2016

Indiana Jones: Raiders of The Lost Ark (1981)

From the adventurous and talented minds of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, comes an adventure of epic proportions. Harrison Ford who is no stranger to starring in action films, stars as the films protagonist.

Director Steven Spielberg creates a movie that is exciting, humor and action-packed. Viewers will without a doubt be fully engaging in the adventures of Indiana Jones. 

The cast in the film, (other than Harrison Ford) does a spectacular execution at their parts. The cast possesses qualities of being exciting, authentic, and fun.

Kudos to the special effects and action sequences departments because they are fantastic and stunning. Harrison Ford brings energy and roughness to his role.

Widely acclaimed composer John Williams scores the film, and it is bombastic and upbeat. With his main title theme for the film it is sure to be one of his most popular scores.

For over 35 years, Indiana  Jones has been a constant fan favorite mainly because of its terrific cast, amazing action, and beautiful music compositions. Indiana Jones will continue on for many years to be an exciting and action-packed movie.

Paramount Pictures presents a Steven Spielberg film. Starring: Harrison Ford and Karen Allen. Rated PG Runtime: 1 Hour and 55 minutes 

Rate: B+

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Skadoosh! Everyone's favorite butt kicking panda, Po (Jack Black) is back, in the third feature of the Kung Fu Panda franchise. The sequel to 2011's Kung Fu Panda 2 is nothing short of mesmerizing and wonderful.

 It offers stunning artistry, special effects, and  clever, witty humor. As well as a fantastic supporting cast including: Angelina Jolie, Bryan Cranston, J.K Simmons, and Kate Hudson, while they voice the  roles of a master tigress, Po's father, the films antagonist and a girl panda, respectively.  The way the cast voices their characters and portrays them is very energetic and lively.
The director of the film does an absolutely wonderful job at  animating China, and interpreting Kung Fu in animal form. The art and overall color of the movie is very bold and stunning. 
   
To stick to the Chinese theme & culture a score was created by visionary composer  Hans Zimmer (Interstellar, Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice) to make the film more enjoyable on a higher note. He does a marvelous job at making a score that is  lively, yet dramatic, bold, yet beautiful. 
  
Kung Fu Panda 3 is definitely a work of art and a witty comedy, while also having a dramatic plot line. It does a fantastic job at catering to both children and adults. The Kung Fu Panda Franchise is one to remember. 


Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

If I were a diehard D.C Comics fan, I'd be extremely hyped for the showdown between the great Batman and Superman. Then when it comes time to witness that epic brawl, you have high expectations, when I left the theater at the end of the movie I was utterly disappointed with this movie. Not because of the negative reaction from other movie critics, but because the film had several scenes in it that were unnecessary, boring, or just didn't fit in with the plot of the movie. I was thinking during these tedious moments, just when is the fight going to happen? The epic brawl does not even happen until first ninety minutes of the movie. The film's first half was setting up the war between the two heroes for that first ninety minutes.  Returning to helm the Kryptonian hero, Henry Cavill. Playing the Dark Knight this time around is Ben Affleck. Personally, I thought Cavill’s performance in his first portrayal as superman in “Man of Steel” was more exciting than this one. As for Affleck’s take on Batman, I prefer the legendary  Christian Bale over Affleck. While director Zack Snyder how to appease to fans of both crime fighters, I'd say that his approach is extremely uneventful and ungodly dreary without a doubt, bleak. The performances in this film had emotional intensity to some extent, but they lack in more of the conflict and solution surrounding the entire movie. Dawn of Justice does offer great supporting characters the chance to succeed. Diane Lane (The Outsiders) plays a wonderful Martha Kent. One of the films damsel-in distress’ and Superman's mortal mother. Also, Jesse Eisenberg and Amy Adams play the psychotic Lex Luthor and Superman's love interest Lois Lane. These roles were executed as often being a little too cheesy and weird. Dawn of Justice gives us a first look at the Gladiator-Warrior that is Wonder Woman. Played by Gal Gadot, she does an excellent job at assisting the other two at defeating evil and saving Metropolis and Gotham from its woe. I was aiming for high expectations when I saw this movie, because the trailers myself really excited to see this movie. I genuinely enjoy both Marvel and D.C Comics Movies alike, but I felt as if Dawn of Justice lacks in being a great action packed film like its fellow superhero movie predecessors.

Starring: Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jeremy Irons, Diane Lane, Amy Adams, Holly Hunter,  with Lawrence Fishburne, and Jesse Eisenberg

Director: Zack Snyder

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Runtime: 2 Hours & 33 Minutes

Synopsis:
It's been nearly two years since Superman's (Henry Cavill) colossal battle with Zod (Michael Shannon) devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck). Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg) launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.


Rate: D



Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Jaws (1975)

Based on the popular 1974 novel "Jaws", is a terrifying and edge-of-your seat film. The film chronicles the gaudy and horrific events of a small and secluded tourist town of "Amity Island", located in the Eastern region of the United States. 

The film is brought to life by young director Steven Spielberg, who is previously noted best for films such as: "The Sugarland Express" and "Duel", In which both films came out in the same decade as "Jaws", only a few years apart from one another. 

The performances seen in the film are absolutely marvelous, with zealous perfection. As this is a horror film, the leading cast: Roy Schneider, Robert Shaw, and Richard Dreyfuss are without a doubt dramatic, in which this is another reason this cast is phenomenal. 

Steven Spielberg's version of Peter Benchleys classic novel is triumphant, dramatic, and ghastly obscene. Viewers will find the film frightening, especially with composer John Williams' title theme for the film with is instrumented brilliantly, with dark and haunting qualities. But also viewers will find "Jaws" humorous and sarcastic.

Costume design and facial features with a pre dominantly male cast is somber and prehistoric. And if the other principal actors had followed what Roy Schnieder did for the film, not shaving their face was a personal preference, probably because they wanted to look as-tough-as hell destroying the S.O.B "Great White Shark". 

One of cinemas most highest grossing films of the 20th century, "Jaws" has gone on to prove to be an icon for the cinema for many years to come. 

Rate: A

Steven Spielberg presents a Universal Studios film starring: Roy Schneider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss and Lorraine Gary. Based upon the original novel "Jaws" by Peter Benchley. Runtime: 2 hours and 10 minutes



Saturday, July 16, 2016

The BFG (2016)

From beloved children’s author Roald Dahl and ultra successful filmmaker Steven Spielberg, comes an adaptation of one of Dahl’s most  famous children’s novels, “The BFG”, or if you want to be more technical, “Big Friendly Giant.” Spielberg, who is no stranger in the director’s chair, he has directed films like this before, he also helmed another film involving an unlikely friendship in 1982’s “E.T”. What makes this film different from that popular film is the BGF has more magic at its core.
Reuniting with Spielberg once again for the film’s title role is Mark Rylance previously seen in the Oscar nominated film, also directed by Spielberg, (Bridge of Spies). Rylance makes a whimsical and emotional performance while opposite child star Ruby Barnhill, who is a natural, serious, yet funny and an effective talent in this film. 
Scoring the film is a man who needs no introduction, John Williams, who by the way has teamed up to compose several of Spielberg’s films prior to this one. Williams composition is quite fun and goes great with the film overall. 
If you haven’t read the classic book, whether you’re a kid or adult, you will have a problem understanding what is happening in the film. Especially with the BFG‘s silly rhetoric, which can get a little hard to digest. 
The “BFG” has many comedic successes, while he is drinking a soda, and the bubbles go the opposite direction, he makes a remark about burping and farting which is quite comical. There’s also another funny scene in which it involves the “Queen of England” and several of her “Guards“.  Audiences without a doubt will be laughing during this movie, for sure. 
In contrast, Barnhill and Rylance’s characters portray a similar friendship to that of Drew Barrymore and E.T. The two characters are from very different worlds, and it’s exciting to see each other’s perspective on their worlds. 
If you see this movie knowingly, and observe that there’s a book of the same name, you’re better off reading it before you see the cinematic portrayal.
Based on one of the most successful children’s books of all time, the “Big Friendly Giant” is a magical, funny and heartwarming experience that is better off being witnessed by those who actually have a clue as to what the film is about. 
Starring: Mark Rylance and Ruby Barnhill
Rated: PG

Rate: B
Director: Steven Spielberg
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The Revenant (2015)

Based on the real-life events of a man, Hugh Glass.  He is trapped and left for dead in a winter forest after being brutally abused by a bear. Leonardo DiCaprio portrays the lost soul and does it so very powerfully. He is challenged by the wonders of nature physically and mentally. Besides being left crippled for days, Hugh then becomes extremely angry at the fact that the people who abandoned him left his son to die out in the cold forest as well!
  
DiCaprio portrays this role so exceptionally. It's gripping. There's a huge sense of a dramatic on screen personality to his character. His role is highly well-worth praising. Also, Tom Hardy deserves some praise for his supporting role as the antagonist of the film. He portrays a sly, cunning, sneaky man who doesn't like DiCaprio's character. 

Director Alejandro G Inarritu who helmed the Oscar-winning Birdman is a visual magician. He knows more about the story the audience might not even know. 

Based on the real-life events of a man, Hugh Glass. The Revenant tells the ultimate testament of survival, mental stability, and physical pain. 

Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Will Poulter

Director: Alejandro G. Inarritu

MPAA Rating: R

Synopsis:
Inspired by true events, THE REVENANT captures one man's epic adventure of survival and the extraordinary power of the human spirit. In an expedition of the uncharted American wilderness, legendary explorer Hugh Glass (Leonardo DiCaprio) is brutally attacked by a bear and left for dead by members of his own hunting team. In a quest to survive, Glass endures unimaginable grief as well as the betrayal of his confidant John Fitzgerald (Tom Hardy). Guided by sheer will and the love of his family, Glass must navigate a vicious winter in a relentless pursuit to live and find redemption.

Runtime: 2 Hours and 36 Minutes

Rate: B+ 


Finding Dory (2016)



After 13 years, and the success of Disney/Pixar’s “Finding Nemo”, comes the return of all your favorite characters from the 2003 hit film. The difference between this sequel and the first film is that there’s a bigger emotional tone than in the previous film.
Andrew Stanton, who directed the predecessor to “Finding Dory” makes this new film funny on many levels, but relies more on the emotional aspect. As the previous movie had more of a comedic effort, but had a less emotional tone. 
Ellen DeGeneres returns as the loveable amnesiac blue-tang, with Albert Brooks reprising the cautious, worrisome clownfish father, Marlin. Due to voice changes and several years, the adorably cute “Nemo” Marlin’s son, was recast for this film and is now voiced by newcomer Hayden Rolence.  Also starring in “Finding Dory” are: Eugene Levy, Diane Keaton, Ty Burrell, Idris Elba and Ed O’Neill. All do a terrific job voicing their roles with passion and heart. Superb humor, tear-jerking emotional scenes, and a well crafted screenplay, their voices bring something genuinely special to viewers. 
As from the predecessor the animation, detail and effort put into making this project, is simply stunning. Those who’ve seen previous Pixar films prior to this one know that there’s typically a short film before the feature film actually begins. And this time, Pixar has gone above and beyond with their newest short called “Piper”. This newest film is one of Pixar’s best shorts by far, better than others.
Audiences everywhere have been waiting for the return of Nemo, Marlin, and Dory and the rest of the underwater crew for a good chunk of years now. Suffice to say that with its emotional qualities being higher than the original, the animation improves upon the first film, but sometimes throughout the film it lacks the comedic burst of energy. Therefore, “Finding Dory” is more of an emotional, tear-jerker, than a comedy like the predecessor. But like “Finding Nemo”, “Finding Dory” also has an emotional but truthful moral for those with disabilities like Dory and Nemo’s is that you got to see a way through it, and just keep swimming. 
Starring: Ellen DeGeneres, Albert Brooks, Hayden Rolence, Kate McKinnon, Bill Hader, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy, Ed O’Neill, Ty Burrell, Sigourney Weaver 
Director: Andrew Stanton
MPAA Rating: PG
Runtime: 1 Hour and 45 Minutes
Synopsis: Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) is a wide-eyed, blue tang fish who suffers from memory loss every 10 seconds or so. The one thing she can remember is that she somehow became separated from her parents as a child. With help from her friends Nemo and Marlin, Dory embarks on an epic adventure to find them. Her journey brings her to the Marine Life Institute, a conservatory that houses diverse ocean species. Dory now knows that her family reunion will only happen if she can save mom and dad from captivity.
 Rate:B

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

For two decades, E.T and planet Earth have had the chance to prepare for the next armageddon, and that time has arrived once more. The sequel to the 1996 film “Independence Day”, “Independence Day: Resurgence” is nothing more than special effects with a wishy-washy cast, as this sequel lacks with depth, emotional tone, and corny styled dialogue.
Roland Emmerich returns to helm the sequel, and while he has several credits underneath his belt for films being “every man for himself” types of movies, therefore as a result Resurgence counts as this kind of film. While it's enjoyable to watch with an overwhelming amount of CGI and other special effects, Emmerich relies on those aspects more so than the cliche and corny styled screenplay.
For those who are fans of veteran actors from the original film, like Jeff Goldblum & Bill Pullman, their presence on screen is just not enough, or just plain dull and rustic. Same goes for “The Hunger Games” star Liam Hemsworth who is a usually talented performer.
This is not the first extra-terrestrial, doomsday, and armageddon film to ever so grace the “big screen”. Audiences have previously witnessed the film adaptation of the widely popular board game “Battleship”. The difference between this film and the adaptation of “Battleship” is that for many generations, this game has entertained a variety of people. Therefore people are more familiar to it. In contrast, the acting and levels of action in “Battleship” is much better than in Resurgence.
“We had twenty years to prepare. So did they.” The slow-moving, utterly corny sequel "Independence Day: Resurgence" isn't exactly a movie with that full throttle that you'd expect for a sequel in a franchise. What this film does succeed in, is the pazazz and exciting action sequences. Suffice to say that Resurgence excels on a action-packed scaled effort, but other Extra-Terrestrial & Earth take down films like “Battleship” put this unneeded sequel to shame.
Rate: D+
20th Century Fox presents a film directed by Roland Emmerich and written by Emmerich, Nicolas Wright, James A. Woods, Dean Devlin and James Vanderbilt. Running time: 120 minutes. Running time: 120 minutes. Rated PG-13 (for sequences of sci-fi action and destruction, and for some language). Now showing at local theaters.

A bug's life (1998)

As if Pixar couldn’t top it again after their successful Academy Award winning “Toy Story”, with another community of beings living in peace and harmony, this time around it’s world of talking bugs.
The film is similar to Dreamworks Animations "Antz" because it just so happens that these two motion pictures are both about insects.  With a bold and zealous attitude at erecting a fictitious world in which bugs are in contrast to humans.
Directors John Lasseter and Andrew Stanton made something with heart and profound curiosity when approaching this movie, which is certainly fascinating. All throughout “a bug’s life” the animation is utterly spectacular when analyzed carefully. The film’s  sense of wonder and curiosity is what makes the film stand out.
A bug’s life, a tale of wonder, curiosity, and  discover, also has morals to be understood like: Big things come in small packages. This message can relate to all age groups.
Starring: Dave Foley, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Hayden Panettiere, Kevin Spacey, Bonnie Hunt
Director(s): John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton
MPAA Rating: G
Runtime: 1 Hour and 35 Minutes
Synopsis:
Flik (Dave Foley) is an inventive ant who’s always messing things up for his colony. His latest mishap was destroying the food stores that were supposed to be used to pay off grasshopper Hopper (Kevin Spacey). Now the strong-arming insect is demanding that the ants gather double the food — or face annihilation. To avert disaster, Flik goes on a journey to recruit fighters to defend the colony. When he meets a band of high-flying circus insects, he thinks he’s found his salvation.
Rate: B-
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