Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Pixels (2015)

Pixels (2015) Review~
Retro video games like Pac-man and Donkey Kong visit modern day Earth for a pixelated attack. Special effects were well executed. However, again, it's another blunder for Adam Sandler.

Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Michelle Monaghan, with Peter Dinklage and Josh Had

MPAA Rating: PG-13 (For some language and suggestive comments)

Directed By: Chris Columbus

Runtime: 1 Hr. 46 Min. 

Synopsis: When aliens misinterpret video feeds of classic arcade games as a declaration of war, they attack in the form of video games.

Grade: F (50%)

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Minions (2015)

Minions (2015) Review-

The prequel to the laugh - out -loud blockbuster "Despicable Me", follows in its path of  similar ways to crack jokes at audience boldly through the whole film. Terrific job for Sandra Bullock as she makes her animated film debut.

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Allison Janney,Jennifer Saunders , with Steve Coogan and Steve Carrell

Directed By: Kyle Balda & Pierre Coffin

MPAA Rating: PG (for action and rude humor)

Runtime: 1 Hr. 44 Min.

Synopsis:
  1. Evolving from single-celled yellow organisms at the dawn of time, Minions live to serve, but find themselves working for a continual series of unsuccessful masters, from T. Rex to Napoleon. Without a master to grovel for, the Minions fall into a deep depression. But one minion, Kevin, has a plan; accompanied by his pals Stuart and Bob, Kevin sets forth to find a new evil boss for his brethren to follow. Their search leads them to Scarlet Overkill, the world's first-ever super-villainess.
Rate: A

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Max (2015)

Max Review-
Max is a great family film, touching and special. But, its acting is pretty obscure.

Starring: Robbie Amell, Lauren Graham, Thomas Haden Church, Josh Wiggins

Directed By: Boaz Yakin

MPAA Rating: PG (for action violence, peril, brief language, and some thematic elements)

Synopsis: A military dog from Afghanistan is adopted by his late handler's grieving family in the U.S., where his close bond with the soldier's brother leads to a life-altering revelation.

Rate: B+

San Andreas (2015)

San Andreas Review-
Has great action and special effects. And a great ensemble. But its screenplay lacks in making the story more gripping and thrilling.

Starring: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd, with Paul Giamatti and Hugo Johnstone-Burt

Directed By: Brad Peyton

MPAA Rating: PG-13(for intense disaster action and mayhem throughout, and brief strong language)

Runtime: 1 Hr. 54 Min.

Synopsis: 
  In this high-octane thriller, the infamous San Andreas Fault gives way, producing a devastating earthquake across California. A highly skilled helicopter pilot (Dwayne Johnson) races to save his ex-wife (Carla Gugino) in Los Angeles before the complete destruction of the city. After one daring rescue, the pilot flies north toward San Francisco in search of his estranged daughter (Alexandra Daddario), racing against time and the inevitable aftershocks that promise to devastate the coastline.
 Rate: B-

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Terminator: Genisys (2015)

Terminator: Genisys Review ~
The Arnold Schwarzenegger mega-hit franchise sequel is mediocre at  best. But, it at least gives the opportunity for Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke to show em' who's boss. 

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, With Jason Clarke And J.K Simmons

MPAA Rating: PG-13( Gunplay Throughout, Brief Strong Language, Intense Sci-Fi Violence. And Partial Nudity) 

Directed By: Alan Taylor

Runtime: 2 Hours 6 Minutes

Synopsis:
  1. When John Connor (Jason Clarke), leader of the human resistance against Skynet, sends Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) back to 1984 to protect his mother, Sarah (Emilia Clarke), from a Terminator assassin, an unexpected turn of events creates an altered timeline. Instead of a scared waitress, Sarah is a skilled fighter and has a Terminator guardian (Arnold Schwarzenegger) by her side. Faced with unlikely allies and dangerous new enemies, Reese sets out on an unexpected new mission: reset the future.

Rate: D+